One evening, the once successful architect Helmut is tired of the recession giving no jobs, he gets the idea of robbing a bank. He recruits members of his golf club that are not paying their fees.

Three old men get caught by the police during the bank heist. The problem is, that they didn't steal anything.

At a loss for a way to finance his gasoline stand, a man robs a bank, roping in a young couple to assist him. But the bank becomes surrounded by the police, faster than expected.

Two street rivals must set their difference aside and join forces to pull off a bank heist.

John and Kong, both were working for an auto shop with Berm who was working at a rice mill. They tired of their direly chores and together they robbed a bank. It was too easy for them. However, they have to be on the run when cops are after them. The trio takes hostages but after all they have to surrender and the law once again is the winner.

Samantha - owner of a struggling medical clinic - is looking for a better way to earn a living. Suddenly it comes to her...she'll open a Sperm Bank! Along with her staff of scorching-hot nurses, the women develop their own "special" way of collecting semen and quickly find themselves anointed as the queens of the "Jizz Biz."

A federal agent learns the gangsters he's been investigating have kidnapped his sister.

Animated adaptation of Kir Bulychyov's sci-fi short fiction.

After robbing a bank, the robber hides out from the police in a seedy hotel where he is forced to bribe various tennants for protection as well as their silence which becomes more difficult as greed takes over and the people demand more exuberant bribes from the bank robber to shelter and hide him.

A comic-caper, that tells the story of 3 morons trying to rob a bank who pick the worst day possible when everything that can go wrong, goes wrong and how they're inadvertently caught in the crossfire.