A jolly but meek grocery store manager learns to stand up for himself after a sexual harassment misunderstanding brands him as public enemy #1.

They're big & juicy and now in season!!! Cum frolic in...those Thumpin' Melons!!! Suck those huge sweet honeys!

Starring: Cubbi Thompson , Elana Bunnz , Funsized Megan , Miss Raquel , Scarlett Venom

Magnificent Melons 5

Melons(At a Loss), 1998, 3:47 minute, SD video A performance juggling a narrative of an imaginary cultural ritual of receiving a plate at a relatives death with the act of cutting and eating a melon while balancing a plate on the head. Melons is a video based on images and script about my aunt’s death from breast cancer and the emotion void in my memory. The text is a construction of rituals that plays with notions of the authentic. The act of juggling too much text and imagery immerses the viewer in a third, imagined narrative. Eve Oishi writes of Patty Chang’s work in Camera Obscura, “Her performance pieces can be best described as balancing acts, not only in the way she manipulates her body but in her ability to create works that juxtapose absolute stillness with explosive tension, sly humor with incisive revelation, and penetrating commentary with emotional force.”

就读农科青年陶金生（金峰），毕业后回到家乡种植西瓜。返乡第一天，金生骑马撞翻大雄哥（高原）採收的西瓜，便和大雄哥起了冲突，甚至打了起来；接着遇上少女小芬（锺情），两人一见锺情。而隔壁邻居‧寡妇黄嫂（高宝树）看上了金生，想尽办法找藉口要来接近金生。黄嫂发现金生与小芬互有好感，便怂恿喜欢小芬的鸭贩‧魏玉成（姜南）立刻去向小芬的哥哥大雄哥提亲。金生的叔父（贺宾）在了解金生和小芬的心意后，也来向小芬的嫂嫂（林静）提亲。大雄哥和嫂嫂先后答应了魏玉成和金生，直到收了两家的聘礼才发现原来是在各说各话。嫂嫂在知道小芬要嫁的是金生后，便要大雄哥去退还聘礼给魏玉成。双方家长见面，大雄哥发现金生就是撞翻他西瓜的人，气急败坏的反对小芬的婚事。大雄哥和金生大打出手，幸好嫂嫂出现骂了大雄哥一顿，才结束这场闹剧。黄嫂和魏玉成并没有因此善罢甘休，他们在金生和小芬结婚当日，利用花轿将小芬掉包。金生掀开头盖才发现新娘竟是黄嫂，马上跟着所有宾客前往魏玉成家找人，金生找到魏玉成的花轿，小芬却不在轿裡，金生等人跑到瓜田一看，发现小芬穿着凤冠霞披坐在瓜棚。黄嫂和魏玉成被众人责骂，小芬和金生则是紧紧相拥，开心地在瓜棚下完成了婚礼。