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    乌龙天师招积鬼 - 电影

    1981中国香港动作·喜剧·恐怖

    野鹅乌龙招 - 电影

    1979中国香港喜剧·动作
    Goose herder Chin Pao, has an unorthodox master who trains him in Goose Boxing. Chin Pao hones his techniques to do battle against Ghost Hand Chui Lan, who is terrorizing the province.
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    乌龙天师鬼打鬼 - 电影

    1981中国香港动作
    When a petty criminal hires a priest to raise the dead in order to get revenge on the man who put him in prison, it backfires and all manner of black magic mayhem ensues as ghosts, zombies, and a bloodsucking super fighter wreck havoc. Mondo martial arts mayhem on a grand scale is the best description for this incredibly over-the-top comedy/horror hybrid starring cult sensation Billy Chong. Imagine Sam Raimi’s Evil Dead II (1987) without Bruce Campbell or his one-liners, but with twice the insane momentum and of course, kung fu. Billy Chong plays Pan Fong, a martial artist trained by his verbally abusive father to prepare for the worst. Earlier, Fong foiled a heist (as told in a Keystone Cops-style flashback) and now the criminal in charge wants revenge. He hires Chan Lau, who plays quite possibly his best role as a priest who dabbles in black magic. Lau’s job is to get several zombies he raised to push Fong into a deathtrap. Only trouble is that the criminal ends up dead in his own trap. His spirit rises to force Lau to find him another body. This leads to them attempting to transfer his soul into the body of a vicious killer named Long (so named for the length of his fights) after Fong kills him at the end of a grueling three hour fight. This also backfires and only awakens an evil within the killer who has now returned as an unstoppable, bloodsucking fiend. One last attempt by Lau to transfer the criminal’s spirit into the body of Fong’s recently deceased father is only partially successful. The criminal and the bloodsucker join forces to kill Fong, but he’s got his kung fu skills, Priest Lau, and a Buddhist monk on his side. Its simple. People are generally going to love Kung Fu Zombie or hate it. Technically, the action is undercranked in the extreme, resulting in extraordinarily speedy fighting. Cuts are rapid and the action incorporates lots of wirework and trick editing. There is tons of kung fu fighting and its fun, but hard to follow. The pace of the film is intense and never lets up, even with the humor which is definitely low brow, even more so than Yuen Wo Ping’s Shaolin Drunkard (1983) or Sammo Hung’s Encounter of a Spooky Kind (1980). Expect to revel in drunkenness, a lot of female fondling and a low regard for death. Several highlights mark this film as a cut above the standard independent releases of the era. One is Billy Chong’s performance which is charismatic and intense. His physical and acting performance fits the role perfectly. His love-hate relationship with his father may not be the model for good family living, but it’s a refreshing twist and ties back nicely into the story later when the criminal inhabits the father’s body. Chan Lau who is well known among fans for his many comical roles he plays in films, usually as the villain really gets to ham it up this time. As the well-meaning and cowardly priest who starts all the trouble, he’s forced along as events spiral out of control. He ends up drunk, stumbling about at night and mumbling about sticking to weddings when an entire mob of zombies, probably from past jobs that were botched rear up behind him. It’s a fitting end. It’s my guess that Sam Raimi must have seen this film before beginning his Evil Dead series. The tracking camera shots and sheer insanity with which the filmmakers unleash their scenes, even the non-fight scenes are deliciously wild and entertaining. There are a few scenes that don’t connect well with the story (possibly due to cuts made to the original print), but overall the story is surprisingly cohesive for an old school title. For outrageous kung fu action with a healthy dose of uncultured and comical horror, Kung Fu Zombie provides a rotting good time. By Mark Pollard -kungfucinema.com-
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    叠积 - 电影

    2023丹麦剧情·惊悚
    丹麦女导演卡罗琳·林比惊艳影坛的烧脑首作《弑外桃源》,巧妙玩转平行宇宙。故事围绕一对感情不和的夫妻展开,他们决定前往密林隐居。在那诡异的林间,他们竟意外找到了失而复得的儿子。然而,随着日常逐渐失控,出现重复的邮件、神秘的来电,他们这才惊觉,原以为荒无人烟的地方,其实还有其他人在此生活。全片弥漫着北欧特有的清冷色调,有着精心剪裁的对称构图,还有似有若无的真假之问,巧妙暗藏人物关系的暗喻。细节处谜团重重,心理惊悚指数可与《彗星来的那一夜》相媲美。
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    奇积乐园 - 动漫

    2016中国大陆动漫·交通工具主题动画·动画
    奇积乐园是一部以交通工具为题材的趣味认知益智动画。故事发生在一座由积木组成的城市里,积木车哈彼和小伙伴们以及可爱的小人组共同生活着,他们每天都发生着不可思议的有趣故事。奇积积木车拥有神奇的“奇积力量”,通过智慧和勇气,演绎了一个又一个充满想象力与创造力,充满快乐、有爱的益智积木动画故事。寓教于乐,陪伴成长。
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    奇积乐园 - 动漫

    2015中国大陆电视剧·动画
    广袤的大自然里,有一座由积木做成的城市——奇积乐园。这座城市里,拥有意识的积木生命体——奇积积木,以及小人族共同生活着。奇积积木拥有“奇积力量”,可以自由自在的合体组成许多东西,从小道具到大建筑物一应俱全。相反,十分弱小的小人族则拥有敏捷的头脑。这两个种族互相帮助,每一天都在奇积乐园里快乐的生活着。奇积乐园里面,其中有一辆黄色的私家车哈彼,聪明喜欢思考的他有着十分阳光的性格。他有很多好朋友,其中和跑车小赛、螺旋桨飞机琪琪,越野车吉普这几个小伙伴特别要好,每一天都在小镇里展开探险,每当碰到让大家困扰的事情时,就开动脑筋,总能使出奇积力量,用人们意想不到的方法解决困难。
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    积爱成瘾 - 短剧

    短剧
    苏沐晴与顾言是一对婚姻濒临破裂的夫妻,一场意外让两人重回过去。带着前世的记忆,苏沐晴决心弥补曾经的过错,重新追回丈夫的心。顾言虽心存芥蒂,却也在她的真诚付出中慢慢动摇。两人携手化解商业危机、面对家族考验,在双向奔赴中重建信任。从追夫火葬场到相濡以沫,他们用珍惜与成长,书写了一段破镜重圆的爱情篇章,最终收获事业家庭双圆满。
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    蜜糖乌龙 - 短剧

    2026短剧
    师绯叶车祸穿书,成为要与美强惨男反秦不俍离婚的炮灰,她当即改剧情,拒绝离婚并变卖名牌打拼。秦不俍实则假装破产以揪出陷害秦氏的幕后黑手,暗中关注并守护师绯叶。两人在职场相遇,师绯叶遭同事刁难、顶流潘彼得暧昧,秦不俍默默护妻,相处中情愫渐生,感情在共渡深山被困、“白月光” 挑衅、父母逼离等危机后愈发坚定。随后,两人坦诚彼此秘密 —— 秦不俍假破产的谋划与师绯叶穿书的真相。京圈盛宴上,秦不俍以神秘 Q 先生身份揭露阴谋,让韩雅纹破产,却遭异母弟弟潘彼得绑架师绯叶报复,最终潘彼得因老破小老化电路触电被捕。风波过后师绯叶继续从事编剧工作,秦不俍平衡工作与生活,两人留恋过往温馨在平凡烟火气中收获长久幸福。
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    乌龙刺客 - 电影

    2018华语家庭·喜剧·动作
    主要讲述小人物李泓泉因为父报仇铲凶除恶为民除害行侠正义而接受一项暗杀黑恶势力头目的任务,期间发生了一系列匪夷所思离奇古怪的事件。最后体现了一个小人物的英雄梦到最后确实是一场“梦”。
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    醉后乌龙 - 电视剧

    2026
    男主醉酒归家,女主悉心照料,他却错认女主为女二,还念叨谈成的大单。女主试探问数字,男主答错,无奈叮嘱后离开。次日,男主告知女主自己似爱上女二,称昨晚是女二照顾他,仅凭发夹认定。女主失落,未说真相。男主向女二表白遭拒,才知当晚照顾自己的是女主。女二劝他表白,男主找到女主致歉并表明真心,称深思后喜欢的是她。女主接受表白,两人约定周末旅游,相拥而终。
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