伯尼是个不死不休的杀手，一个丰满貌美的美女嫁给了他。 当他到达美丽的迈阿密海滩的度假胜地时，他很生气地发现他的妻子与当地的救生员共枕一室。 不久之后，当世界上最坏的刺客为了保护自己的名誉而遭受各种破坏时，热闹的冒险接而至。 这座裸露的海滩度假胜地将永远不会像伯尼在阳光州的热带热点之一寻求赎回小屋男孩和穿着比基尼的居民一样。

1960年代，韩战暂停，越战正炽，美国派军驻扎在台湾岛上，让这个原本在威胁下岌岌可危的小岛，有了喘息的机会。 杰，一个刚考上国营电台播音员的台湾青年，有一个曾因政治思想入狱的父亲。为了得到全新的人生，杰假造了自己的出生证明，试图成为新社会的一份子。在美军俱乐部中，杰遇见尼克，一个已婚的美国军官。尼克曾在越南爱上同袍，恋情曝光后被调来台湾，他原已下决心埋葬自己对男人的欲望，此刻却又爱上了同是伪装者的杰。杰与尼克在战火的夹缝中秘密相恋。然而，随着恋情的升温，两人的黑暗过去也逐渐显露，尼克将被调回美国，杰也失去了电台的工作。他们试图不顾一切地逃亡，然而爱情终究无法超越身份与命运的限制。 多年后，台美断交，尼克随着美军顾问团再度来台。满街抗议美国背信的人潮中，尼克与杰重遇。但时移事往，一切已难追回。

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