哈利·迪恩(科林·费斯)在一家英国的艺术画廊工作。步入中年的他在生活和工作中遇到诸多不顺。他的上司沙班达尔勋爵(阿伦·里克曼)换着法儿折磨他，令哈利深恶痛绝。最终哈利想到了一个“完美的复仇普兰(plan)”，要把一件假的莫奈油画卖给他的上司，不过这项计划需要一名德克萨斯的牛仔女郎(卡梅隆·迪亚兹)的帮助。尽管，在哈利的脑子当中，这个计划运行得完美无缺，但在执行过程中哈利遇到了许许多多意想不到的麻烦，其中之一就是，他似乎爱上了自己雇来的那名助手。

Harry Dean has a plan to pull off a major robbery and needs Nicole as a gambit and windowdressing. He outlines his ideas about his perfect crime in a dream sequence and then meets Nicole, and nothing goes quite right again.

一个专业窃贼，打算从某位富人手中偷走一个价值连城的雕像，为此他必须寻找一位助手协助自己完成偷盗计划。然而当他找到了最合适的助手人选后，却对后者日久生情，导致偷盗过程一波三折。

聪明漂亮的公司女秘书玛尔妮·埃德加实际上是一名品行不端的女窃贼，嗜偷如命。几个月后，她偷走了公司保险柜里的将近一万美元的现金，恰好公司的大主顾马克·鲁德兰（肖恩·康纳利 饰）也在场。他对这位冷艳神秘的女人有着浓厚的兴趣。更有缘分的是，马克就是玛尔妮的新任老板。玛尔妮对红色的东西始终有着一种神经性的恐惧，这更让马克觉得这个怪异的女孩背后一定有着什么故事，企图接近她。

花花公子和汤姆设计了一个婚姻骗局来欺骗洛杉矶的美女。比你想象的还要多的乌鱼和硅胶。最后，老导师比尔把他们两个都骗了。

Swinging playboy Grand Duke Nicholas Goduno, a direct descendent of the Romanov family who were overthrown in the Russian Revolution of 1917, learns that his family's crown jewels will be exhibited at a London museum and plots to steal them. To this end, he gathers a crew of beautiful but dangerous women, led by Bridget Rafferty, to assist in his plot against Popov, the Soviet functionary in charge of the exhibit.

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Having just become a father himself, master thief Robert returns to his parents, whose simple firm near the coast he left silently years ago, having been an out-of-control brat. Mother Svea's unconditional welcome is balanced by father Heinrich's understandable doubts. To both's horror, having proudly unveiled his criminal profession, he sets off to face his godfather, arrogant local count Gustav. Rather than immediately ordering his execution. Gustaf sets the boaster a triple challenge, which he accepts: he must steal the best horse from the court stables despite guards; next, from the count's bedroom the sheets and a wedding ring; finally, the curate and sexton from the dilapidated parish church.

洛杉矶电影制作公司Straight Up Films宣布，他们已获得游戏《神偷》（Thief）的电影改编版权。《神偷》由Eidos - Montréal开发、日本Square Enix公司发行，是一款潜行游戏。玩家在游戏中扮演一名神偷，需在不被发现的情况下完成各种任务。故事主角是加列特（Garrett），他是个在街头长大的孤儿，后来接受神秘组织的训练，成为技艺高超的神偷。加列特只图财不害命，对自己的职业颇为自豪，他有些愤世嫉俗，只效忠于自己。《神偷》游戏自诞生18年来已推出五部作品，拥有一批忠实粉丝。电影版《神偷》将由Adam Mason和Simon Boyes编写剧本。

影片讲述了一位常年运输精神病的司机马小军在一次运输过程中，不慎将精神病人丢失在自己情人的店外，无计可施又怕承担责任的马小军与小凤萌生了一个偷天换日的想法——把小凤的客人充当精神病人送去医院。没想到的是，接下来到店里的客人都是行为古怪的人，马小军和小凤使出浑身解数，凑齐了逃走精神病人的数量，两人正准备离开的时候同屋的小仙发现了两人的阴谋，小仙受到惊吓，跑出了店，马小军和小凤发现后，害怕身份暴露，到处寻找小仙，此时，在车内饱受折磨的老六挣脱了绳索，找到了正在收拾东西准备离开的小凤。马小军赶回时，发现运输车又是空空，急忙跑回发廊去找小凤，却发现小凤被人绑在了房间里……