为了在江湖上活下去，魔教教主之子于仁杰奉命混入只招收名门正派弟子的“正道书院”，目标是获得能够洗白魔教身份的”好人证“。此行凶险异常，一旦暴露魔教身份必将被无数正道侠客当场击杀。可在报到当天于仁杰就尴尬的发现自己的个人信息早就被人调查的干干净净，为了隐藏身份他终于选择了……穿上女装。凶险又爆笑的校园生活即将展开！

为了在江湖上活下去，魔教教主之子于仁杰奉命混入只招收名门正派弟子的“正道书院”，目标是获得能够洗白魔教身份的”好人证“。此行凶险异常，一旦暴露魔教身份必将被无数正道侠客当场击杀。可在报到当天于仁杰就尴尬的发现自己的个人信息早就被人调查的干干净净，为了隐藏身份他终于选择了……穿上女装。凶险又爆笑的校园生活即将展开！

民国时期，身为杨家枪法第四十八代传人的乡村青年杨小郎自幼厌恶习武。姥姥恨铁不成钢，勒令杨小郎前往江城投奔二舅——中华酒楼老板刘郭。 在江城的大染缸里，杨小郎周旋在警察局、青龙会和洋人等几方相互敌对的势力下。本以为可以出淤泥而不染，活得清闲的杨小郎却发现自己正陷入几股势力设下的巨大阴谋。为了保护心爱的女子小凡，杨小郎不得不挺身而出。依靠江湖道士王处二传授的时间静止法和他那三寸不烂之舌，杨小郎最终成为一条好汉，守护了江城百姓的安宁，光复了杨家的名望。

民国时期，身为杨家枪法第四十八代传人的乡村青年杨小郎自幼厌恶习武。姥姥恨铁不成钢，勒令杨小郎前往江城投奔二舅——中华酒楼老板刘郭。 在江城的大染缸里，杨小郎周旋在警察局、青龙会和洋人等几方相互敌对的势力下。本以为可以出淤泥而不染，活得清闲的杨小郎却发现自己正陷入几股势力设下的巨大阴谋。为了保护心爱的女子小凡，杨小郎不得不挺身而出。依靠江湖道士王处二传授的时间静止法和他那三寸不烂之舌，杨小郎最终成为一条好汉，守护了江城百姓的安宁，光复了杨家的名望。

在一间学院里，有一位即有肥而又被人讨厌的学生被杀死。他死在学院里最多女学生集合的地方，在女学生联营会里。最受欢迎的三位漂亮女学生竟然是主要疑犯

The film starts out with a young taxi driver who runs into his drunken father at a horse race. They go back to the younger man’s apartment where his girlfriend is wandering around butt-naked, and the father attacks her. Later the taxi driver and the girlfriend go to a swank party, and while he makes it with an attractive blonde in a back room, his girlfriend ends up running into her younger, rather homely but free-spirited sister who is the star of a Warholesque “art” film showing at the party. After a bizarre family reunion/birthday party, the older sister/girlfriend takes off for Copenhagen, while the younger sister pursues a nude modelling career with her much more attractive friend (Christina Lindberg). She also tries to seduce her sister’s philandering boyfriend (the taxi driver), but he is much more interested in the Lindberg character, doing her on her living room couch while her own oblivious (or apathetic) boyfriend is passed out a few feet away. The focus then shifts to the Lindberg character who it turns out is being abused by her boyfriend (he screws her in a stable and makes her do housework in the nude for some reason). There’s also a “McGuffin” involving a shipment of drugs hidden in a fur coat which eventually results somehow in all three of the leading actresses doing a bottomless can-can dance…

Paul Martin (Kier) is a paranoid novelist who rents out a secluded cottage in the British countryside in order to complete his new book, a pretentious sex romp. He has split with his girlfriend Suzanne (Richmond) and is having problems writing his book. To do the typing for him, he employs a secretary, Linda Hindstatt (Hayden), whom he meets at the railway station. A couple of youths at the railway station intimidate Linda, prompting Paul to give them a battering. Afterwards, Linda takes a walk in a field where she is raped by the youths. As a result, she shoots them both dead. Meanwhile, Paul keeps having nightmares and all his advances on Linda are rejected. He gets Suzanne to come back and she begins having sex with Linda. Paul then crashes into a river, while Suzanne is murdered in the bathtub and everything erupts into a pandemonium of violence.

Rosalind Franklin uncovered the structure of DNA in 1953, only to have her work stolen by two ambitious young men from Cambridge.