Harold Bissonette（发音为“bis-on-ay”）在继承了一些钱之后，决定放弃杂货生意，搬到加利福尼亚去经营一个橘子园。尽管他的家人极力反对，而且他购买的土地被证明毫无价值，Bissonette还是收拾好行李，带着爱唠叨的妻子Amelia和孩子们一起开车去了加州。

一位正统的英国绅士在美国西部旅行时，无意中阻止了印第安人袭击他乘坐的驿站马车。当马车抵达最近的城镇——喧闹的“断颌镇”（Fractured Jaw）时——那里正饱受不守规矩的牛仔、土匪和印第安人的侵扰——这个故事传开了，他被任命为警长。

糊涂官与糊涂案。

张星喜中状元，宰相有意拉拢张星，献上美女金条，却被其托词拒绝。宰相道出张星的状元是他钦点的，他就是要看看张星这种满口仁义道德的读书人拜倒在他脚下的样子。张星不忍羞辱离席，惹得宰相勃然大怒，命人将张星发配到石野县去做县令。

比尔·米勒是一位不成功的百老汇演员，直到他的经纪人说服他用一个跟班——泰德·罗杰斯来增强他的表演，泰德·罗杰斯是观众席中比尔的笑柄。但泰德开始抢尽风头。比尔的女朋友和朋友告诉他要让泰德成为平等的搭档。事情发生了转折，比尔唱歌，泰德笑了起来。

Oronzo Canà is called to coach Longobarda, the football team of a small town of Northern Italy, newly promoted to the First Division. His only task is not to be relegated, but Longobarda's owner plots against him, finding the team's current ranking far too expensive, and his top Brazilian striker is affected by a deep saudade.

The Navy expects a veteran to pay for the ship he commanded, as they have no record of its return.

英雄警官米尔·克莱芒先生不幸为国捐躯，他的儿子米歇尔遵循父亲的遗嘱，经过努力，考入巴黎警官学校。米歇尔的成绩一塌糊涂，由于英雄的儿子原因，被宣布最后一名合格毕业。 米歇尔穿上父亲生前的套装，精神抖擞地到刑警局报到，引发了一连串的搞笑事件，在奉命去保护女记者玛丽·安娜不受莫尔奇尼的陷害过程中，与小说家成了莫逆之交。莫尔奇尼设圈套绑架玛丽，米歇尔受骗上当，竟助了他一臂之力。米歇尔发现了事情真相，清醒过来，复仇的怒火在胸中燃烧，他向莫尔奇尼发出了挑战...... (-----龙蛋子)

Wally Hogan has things going his way. He is the manager-trainer of Bullet Bradley, a fighter who has just won the lightweight championship. However, life suddenly takes a not-so-happy turn when Bullet gets drafted.

Warren Nefron is a hopeless klutz who has some of the worst luck in the world: when he tries to end it all with a foolproof suicide plan, he still manages to mess it up. In desperation, he goes to a psychiatrist to see if there is some way for him to end his troubles. As the doctor talks with him, the film cuts to a series of shorts about scenes from Nefron's life, and the lives of the people around him.