In this Canadian Candide update, orphan Gordie (Jamie Shannon) lives with his hippie aunts at a quiet Porridge Glenn farm. When his beagle Speedoh is lost, a call from a psychic suggests a search in Toronto, where hayseed meets hooker wannabe Heidi (Sarain Boylan). She introduces him to two past-porn performers (Shelly Mars, Scott Thompson), the former stars of "Who's Afraid of Vagina Woolf?" Hick Gordie seems destined for street hustling and boogie nights after encountering a gay band that raises AIDS-research money by selling Gordie off to a sleazeball pimp (Alex Karzis). At this juncture, however, Heidi hatches a plan to reunite Gordie and Speedoh.

When sweet Miss Bobbi Jo decides to leave her simple country life for the glamour and fame of Hollywood, she has NO idea what the heck she's doin'. Oh, don't get me wrong. She gets into them there movies alright, but she somehow gits herself all tangled up in one of them 'nekid' movies. She soon finds herself quite confused and desperately homesick for her slow-witted, but kind-hearted kin. So she turns around and heads back to the hills for some of that good, hot, hom-lovin! Besides...her lucky melon is just about plum wore OUT!