初见李书屿，他一身黑衫，黑发配黑框眼镜，周身萦绕着清冷禁欲的气质，看着格外沉稳保守，让我下意识觉得他是个不苟言笑的人。可相处久了，我才发现自己看走了眼。这个白天清冷的男人，到了夜晚会摘下眼镜，露出唇钉与舌钉，褪去所有疏离，语气慵懒又撩拨，低低对着我说：乖，别躲。原来禁欲男神的背后，藏着这般反差的野。

脱离世界前七天，我决定和父母好好相处，做他们期望的懂事女儿。我不再为他们偏袒养女祝予晴而大闹。更不再为竹马讨好祝予晴而失落。一开始，他们不屑地冷笑。你终于有点姐姐的样子了，早这样大家都开心。后来，他们眼神疑惑。茉茉，你怎么不生气？我淡淡地笑：这不是你们希望的样子吗？

“临霜朋友”讲述了一个女孩长达六年的暗恋，以及这份深情如何被一句“朋友”轻易击碎的故事。她叫沈知，暗恋许金整整六年。在这六年里，许金如同守护神般出现在她生活的每一个重要时刻：她生病，他倾尽所有照顾；她表姐订婚，他包下全场最大红包；他甚至因为她一句工作委屈，而买下别墅，种满她喜爱的月季，并为她学会了厨艺。所有人都认为他们迟早会在一起，沈知也曾以为自己离幸福只差一步。

你只是在公交车上。 给50岁孕妇让了个座。 可她却说怀了你的孩子。 并扬言要你负责到底。 起初你只是当她是个神经病。 可没想到3天后。 她竟真的带着4个孩子站在你面前。 并且血缘匹配度与你高达99%。 一时间你成了全网唾弃的渣男。 后来你迫于舆论压力跟她结了婚。

In this erotic send-up to classic Hollywood screwball comedies, Jamie Gillis stars as top Paris fashion photographer Paul…or Philippe, alternating between both identities to suit his interests, so that he can maintain simultaneous affairs with two beautiful sisters. With the help of his assistant, Rick (Joey Silvera), the two go on a series of lusty misadventures throughout both Paris and New York, as Paul hopes to achieve his ultimate sexual goal of seducing both sisters at the same time! 　　Director Fred Lincoln pulls out all stops in this lavishly mounted and exquisitely photographed French-American co-production. Featuring supporting performances from Tiffany Clark, Anna Ventura, Sharon Kane, and many others, THAT’S OUTRAGEOUS is a madcap and sex-filled romp spanning the splendor of old Europe to the grandeur of modern metropolises, and all the beautiful women there are along the way!

In this erotic send-up to classic Hollywood screwball comedies, Jamie Gillis stars as top Paris fashion photographer Paul…or Philippe, alternating between both identities to suit his interests, so that he can maintain simultaneous affairs with two beautiful sisters. With the help of his assistant, Rick (Joey Silvera), the two go on a series of lusty misadventures throughout both Paris and New York, as Paul hopes to achieve his ultimate sexual goal of seducing both sisters at the same time! 　　Director Fred Lincoln pulls out all stops in this lavishly mounted and exquisitely photographed French-American co-production. Featuring supporting performances from Tiffany Clark, Anna Ventura, Sharon Kane, and many others, THAT’S OUTRAGEOUS is a madcap and sex-filled romp spanning the splendor of old Europe to the grandeur of modern metropolises, and all the beautiful women there are along the way!

自认自己很聪明的霜精灵向它认为呆头呆脑的霜精灵发难：知道什么在响吗？见对方没反应，它生气地说：我的左耳朵！这表明人们在说我们霜柱的坏话，他们不喜欢我们。这时又有声音传来，它再问同伴，对方说是它的左耳朵，恼得它摇头又叹气：那是雪橇声！ 　　两只霜精灵应声前往，看见一个老人和一个胖子正朝相反的方向赶路，“聪明”的那只计上心来，和“呆脑”的那只商量要让两人吃些苦头，并挑了那个看起来比较好对付的老人。结果，“呆脑”的霜精灵把胖子搞感冒时，它正在被老人用雪橇使劲地抽打。

自认自己很聪明的霜精灵向它认为呆头呆脑的霜精灵发难：知道什么在响吗？见对方没反应，它生气地说：我的左耳朵！这表明人们在说我们霜柱的坏话，他们不喜欢我们。这时又有声音传来，它再问同伴，对方说是它的左耳朵，恼得它摇头又叹气：那是雪橇声！ 　　两只霜精灵应声前往，看见一个老人和一个胖子正朝相反的方向赶路，“聪明”的那只计上心来，和“呆脑”的那只商量要让两人吃些苦头，并挑了那个看起来比较好对付的老人。结果，“呆脑”的霜精灵把胖子搞感冒时，它正在被老人用雪橇使劲地抽打。