一个在孤儿院呆了29年的孤儿某天突然想寻回自己的父母。自己的孤儿身份让他精神有点儿分裂。他带着好几万法郎离开了孤儿院，私闯市政俯，翻开了自己的档案，几番周折，终于找到了自己的父母。然后他本想和父母过上平静的生活，但是。。。 　　本片风格与是此男主角（兼导演）的一贯风格，很夸张，很变态，很疯狂，很酷。。。 　　L’histoire extraordinaire et déjantée de Bernie, orphelin jeté à la poubelle à sa naissance. Il s’invente des parents modèles, et dans son délire fantasque, décide de les protéger d’un complot mafieux imaginaire.

一个在孤儿院呆了29年的孤儿某天突然想寻回自己的父母。自己的孤儿身份让他精神有点儿分裂。他带着好几万法郎离开了孤儿院，私闯市政俯，翻开了自己的档案，几番周折，终于找到了自己的父母。然后他本想和父母过上平静的生活，但是。。。 　　本片风格与是此男主角（兼导演）的一贯风格，很夸张，很变态，很疯狂，很酷。。。 　　L’histoire extraordinaire et déjantée de Bernie, orphelin jeté à la poubelle à sa naissance. Il s’invente des parents modèles, et dans son délire fantasque, décide de les protéger d’un complot mafieux imaginaire.

伯尼（杰克·布莱克 Jack Black 饰）是德州小镇迦太基的殡仪师，他专业技术过硬，为人厚道、慷慨、热心公益、在教堂担任领唱还参加社区剧团演出，赢得小镇所有人的欢心，但他始终单身，被人猜测要么奉承独身主义，要么是个基佬。镇上一位富商去世后，留下脾气古怪、被所有人讨厌的高龄寡妇玛佳丽（雪莉·麦克雷恩 Shirley MacLaine 饰）。伯尼本着“对每个家属赋以最真诚同情和善意”的原则，热心接近玛佳丽，很快赢得她的欢心，她负担起两人所有玩乐开销，让伯尼参与她的财产管理，甚至为他改动遗嘱。

故事讲述伯尼在一家猫粮工厂工作，独自生活在破败的公寓里。就像他重复的工作一样，他的生活就像一条流水线。醒来，开车上班，做八个小时，开车回家，看电视，上床睡觉。有一天，伯尼看到一个广告上娃娃是太完美了，伯尼卖掉了他的车，买了一个非洲的“模特”....

Comedy. BBC Scotland. 　　Burnistoun is a sketch show for BBC Scotland in which we meet the residents of a fictional Scottish town named Burnistoun. 　　Episode 1 　　First broadcast Monday 1 March 2010 at 10pm on BBC2 Scotland 　　Sketches include: Scott and Peter's buffet embarrassment, the horror of being a cat mind-reader, Jumpstyle Furnishings, single-policy candidate, DJ Jesus hits the decks, the saga of the 2 litre bottle of ginger, greasy radio "psychic" 　　Episode 2 　　First broadcast Monday 8 March 2010 at 10pm on BBC2 Scotland 　　Sketches include: singing sensation Wee Frank, "What's THIS I See?" extreme theatre experience, the Burnistoun Butcher at The Burnistoun Herald, Scott and Peter's Chinese takeaway, "Town Street" the true-to-life soap opera 　　Episode 3 　　First broadcast Monday 15 March 2010 at 10pm on BBC2 Scotland 　　Sketches include: Scott and Peter meet and greet, Alex Ciderson Warehouse, sniper, Jolly Boy John, hard hitting Scottish drama "The Drugs", Biscuity Boyle's sex lessons, helpline/sexline?, emergency Burnistoun Council meeting, a man's terrible dilemma on a bus, Kelly McGlade photoshoot, World's best quotes, a man home alone 　　Episode 4 　　First broadcast Monday 22 March 2010 at 10pm on BBC2 Scotland 　　Sketches include: nae rolls!, the trials of a man desperate to avoid a charity worker, Kelly and the Sloppy Seconds play a pub gig, prolific sperm donor, Walter takes over the ice-cream van, pints, The Burnistoun Herald's problematic new motto, Glasgow scout wars, Scott and Peter's big night in. 　　Episode 5 　　First broadcast Wednesday 31 March 2010 at 10pm on BBC2 Scotland 　　Sketches include: Google Doctor, Kelly McGlade at The Burnistoun Herald, the world's worst salesman, Superhero talk, Sarcasmaholics Anonymous, chatting up 18 year olds, gangster talk in the pub, The Burnistoun Herald goes digital. 　　Episode 6 　　First Broadcast Monday 5 April 2010 at 10pm on BBC2 Scotland 　　Sketches include: Debating Burnistoun MSPs, Ladies' Night at the pub, Polly bag fashion parade, Kelly McGlade goes solo, Acceptable patter.

Comedy. BBC Scotland. 　　Burnistoun is a sketch show for BBC Scotland in which we meet the residents of a fictional Scottish town named Burnistoun. 　　Episode 1 　　First broadcast Monday 1 March 2010 at 10pm on BBC2 Scotland 　　Sketches include: Scott and Peter's buffet embarrassment, the horror of being a cat mind-reader, Jumpstyle Furnishings, single-policy candidate, DJ Jesus hits the decks, the saga of the 2 litre bottle of ginger, greasy radio "psychic" 　　Episode 2 　　First broadcast Monday 8 March 2010 at 10pm on BBC2 Scotland 　　Sketches include: singing sensation Wee Frank, "What's THIS I See?" extreme theatre experience, the Burnistoun Butcher at The Burnistoun Herald, Scott and Peter's Chinese takeaway, "Town Street" the true-to-life soap opera 　　Episode 3 　　First broadcast Monday 15 March 2010 at 10pm on BBC2 Scotland 　　Sketches include: Scott and Peter meet and greet, Alex Ciderson Warehouse, sniper, Jolly Boy John, hard hitting Scottish drama "The Drugs", Biscuity Boyle's sex lessons, helpline/sexline?, emergency Burnistoun Council meeting, a man's terrible dilemma on a bus, Kelly McGlade photoshoot, World's best quotes, a man home alone 　　Episode 4 　　First broadcast Monday 22 March 2010 at 10pm on BBC2 Scotland 　　Sketches include: nae rolls!, the trials of a man desperate to avoid a charity worker, Kelly and the Sloppy Seconds play a pub gig, prolific sperm donor, Walter takes over the ice-cream van, pints, The Burnistoun Herald's problematic new motto, Glasgow scout wars, Scott and Peter's big night in. 　　Episode 5 　　First broadcast Wednesday 31 March 2010 at 10pm on BBC2 Scotland 　　Sketches include: Google Doctor, Kelly McGlade at The Burnistoun Herald, the world's worst salesman, Superhero talk, Sarcasmaholics Anonymous, chatting up 18 year olds, gangster talk in the pub, The Burnistoun Herald goes digital. 　　Episode 6 　　First Broadcast Monday 5 April 2010 at 10pm on BBC2 Scotland 　　Sketches include: Debating Burnistoun MSPs, Ladies' Night at the pub, Polly bag fashion parade, Kelly McGlade goes solo, Acceptable patter.