Ray Jepsen (John Magaro) is a humble co-owner of a hardware store who still can’t believe he managed to marry local beauty queen Stacy-Lynn. When his private investigator friend, Skip (Steve Zahn), reveals to Ray that Stacy-Lynn is having an affair, Ray decides to kill himself. He secures a gun and goes to a seedy motel parking lot to do the deed, but before he can pull the trigger, he is mistaken by a stranger for a low-rent hitman (a sinister Dylan Baker) and given an envelope full of cash and an address. Desperate to win back his self-respect and his wife, Ray decides to take the job — but soon wishes he had just killed himself.

莫家养子莫千年，因为肖岩作弊输掉燕城大比，被废掉经脉赶出莫家。重生回到大比前，遇到尚未成为女帝的小雪，给小雪取名莫干雪并抚养她。后依靠个人能力和莫千雪的帮助，觉醒发现自己是真正的天帝，与莫干雪成婚。

由于父母离异，刚满10岁的忠志只好跟母亲来到乡下跟外公一起生活。一次偶然，忠志参拜神社时被选为“麒麟送子”。当地有个传说，被选为麒麟送子的孩子可在大天狗山顶，拿到传说中大天狗守护的飞剑。传说那飞剑是用来维护和平的，伙伴们揶揄他不敢上大天狗山取麒麟送子的宝剑。他在尝试一半后，被吓回来。 另一方面，千年魔人加藤保宪复活，他利用废旧物品的怨气，将其与抓来的妖怪们扔到大怨灵炼火中融合形成邪恶的怪物军团，并率领它们企图毁灭人类。在山神、河童和川姬等妖怪的努力下，忠志通过了考验。为了保卫世界，忠志决定和妖怪们齐心合力，和大恶人决一死战，妖怪大战争正式展开！

由于父母离异，刚满10岁的忠志只好跟母亲来到乡下跟外公一起生活。一次偶然，忠志参拜神社时被选为“麒麟送子”。当地有个传说，被选为麒麟送子的孩子可在大天狗山顶，拿到传说中大天狗守护的飞剑。传说那飞剑是用来维护和平的，伙伴们揶揄他不敢上大天狗山取麒麟送子的宝剑。他在尝试一半后，被吓回来。 另一方面，千年魔人加藤保宪复活，他利用废旧物品的怨气，将其与抓来的妖怪们扔到大怨灵炼火中融合形成邪恶的怪物军团，并率领它们企图毁灭人类。在山神、河童和川姬等妖怪的努力下，忠志通过了考验。为了保卫世界，忠志决定和妖怪们齐心合力，和大恶人决一死战，妖怪大战争正式展开！

Young Humphrey is a ghost with a big problem. He and his family, the Craggyfords, have been ousted from their home and left without a place to haunt. As they search for new haunting grounds they soon discover that they are not alone. Ghosts from all over the world have been exorcised from their dwellings, with dark castles and ancient buildings being destroyed by the living, and turned into shopping centers. With time running out, Humphrey digs deep inside, and decides to help save his family and the rest of the haunting community by scaring his way to victory.

社畜林玥因吐槽狗血古言穿书，成了兵部侍郎家出场三章就因泼摄政王顾晏之洗脚水而被杖毙的炮灰嫡女。 为避开死亡剧情活下去，她向丫鬟打听贵客行踪与顾晏之消息却无果，便打算用苦练的声优技巧，以绿茶语气应对顾晏之。 故事中，顾晏之与林玥相处时有意外暧昧，纪大将军等人纠葛不断，顾佑之向肖泽俊告白尽显甜蜜。最终林玥与顾彦之成婚，二人婚后互动温馨有爱，故事既有着紧张的求生情节，又交织着诸多浪漫甜宠时刻。

萌宝为给重病母亲熬药采药材，却遭爷爷呵斥，母亲咳血求爷爷请大夫也被拒。萌宝翻出父亲三年前字条，带母亲坐黄包车去军营寻父。到军营后，守卫称无此人，女配母亲见后因萌宝父亲是自己看中的司令女婿，怒打萌宝并命仆人施暴。副官赶来却因公务暂离，萌宝再遭欺辱。后副官确认萌宝身份，送母女去医院。可女配母女又来虐待她们，男主父亲为攀权贵否认其身份，将二人带回老家虐待。男主发现婚照后急着寻妻女，此时萌宝母女正被爷爷和女配折磨，女主坚信男主会护着她们。

社畜林玥因吐槽狗血古言穿书，成了兵部侍郎家出场三章就因泼摄政王顾晏之洗脚水而被杖毙的炮灰嫡女。 为避开死亡剧情活下去，她向丫鬟打听贵客行踪与顾晏之消息却无果，便打算用苦练的声优技巧，以绿茶语气应对顾晏之。 故事中，顾晏之与林玥相处时有意外暧昧，纪大将军等人纠葛不断，顾佑之向肖泽俊告白尽显甜蜜。最终林玥与顾彦之成婚，二人婚后互动温馨有爱，故事既有着紧张的求生情节，又交织着诸多浪漫甜宠时刻。

虞笙的亲生父亲虞天海用假的亲子鉴定书，设计虞笙成了假千金，虞笙的亲生母亲池莹没有丝毫怀疑。妹妹虞娇娇视虞笙为眼中钉，设计虞笙和流浪汉上床，没想到虞笙阴差阳错遇到了身居高位的温竹卿。