婚礼上，新郎被抢走？家里，老公出轨？五星级酒店，爱马仕鳄鱼皮限量包被偷？一连串的意外之后，十八线小明星艾玛第一次主演的院线大电影即将上线，一炮而红就在眼前，坐拥豪宅的她俨然就是人生赢家；金牌红娘牛苏苏，自己的婚姻却亮起了红灯，只得带着儿子投奔表妹艾玛；母胎单身星座达人荔枝，跟踪算出来的真命天子唐唐也来到艾玛家。一阵混乱和争论之后，艾玛收下了表姐牛苏苏，以及牛苏苏的儿子范哔哩，还有租客荔枝，玛丽苏集结完毕。此时，艾玛妈妈带着小姨和表妹来家里炫耀逼婚，苏苏和荔枝还有哔哩，见义勇为，生编硬造了一个高富帅绝世好男友，艾玛妈妈下通牒，一定要尽快面见准女婿。

我的身体里到底住了几个你？

华晨科技CEO唐星澈与副总沈明决是死对头，因职场纠纷被保洁员牛翠花拉进了未完成的小说中。唐星澈成了贫苦的服务员苏玛丽，沈明决则化身为上市公司老总顾北辰，两人需要共同完成小说中的恋爱剧情才能重返现实，但这对欢喜冤家彼此之间并不配合，他们最终如何回归？

华晨科技CEO唐星澈与副总沈明决是现实中的死对头，因一次职场纠纷被保洁员牛翠花诅咒，意外穿进她未完成的小说《豪门拒宠冷面总裁狠狠爱》中。唐星澈成为贫苦服务员苏玛丽，沈明决则化身顶级霸总顾北辰。两人被迫绑定为小说男女主。

墨西哥超现实吸血鬼片，导演Juan López Moctezuma是JODOROWSKY大师的好友，曾经参与杨大师多部经典CULT片的拍摄工作。 　　A beautifull artist (Cristina Ferrare) moonlights as a vampire while in Mexico, killing lovers of both sex. It seems that the only person who has any chance of stopping her reign of terror is her father (John Carradine), who's also a vampire. Model and future TV host Christina Ferrare is a lesbian vampire whose victims are dying to quench her thirst for blood. Mexican authorities and her father (John Carradine) try to come between Ferrare and her next target's neck in this horrifying shockfest. 　　Juan Lopez Moctezuma's MARY, MARY, BLOODY MARY (1975) is one of those movies you watch and, after mentally cataloging all the things wrong with it, realize how cool it really is... mostly because of all the things you thought were wrong with it. Cristina Ferrare is such a Pamprin headache of an actress, as stiff as a celluloid collar, and yet she does create one of cinema's most interesting vampires. In many ways, Mary couldn't be worse at what she does - while the early murder of a man interested in more than her paintings goes off smoothly (Miss Thing slyly sliding a hairpin out of her chignon during female superior sex and using it to lay open his jugular), her next victim (a fisherman, whom she has attempted to drug) nearly fends her off until she takes him down in one of the most ungainly vampire attacks of all time. 　　Elsewhere, Mary proves herself a complete chicken shit in moments of tension, as when she breaks down in big boo-boo tears when confronted on a country road by a mysterious figure clad in black. She's lachrymose, emotionally withdrawn, sexually disengaged and her art sucks... what a perfect portrait of an Ugly Americana spreading the white man's poison south of the border. It's in this context that the cheapness of the production, the harsh 70s decor, the cold, perfunctory performances and the wall-to-wall Muzak score actually begin to seem like grounded artistic choices and have a lot to do with why I keep coming back to this one. 　　MARY, MARY, BLOODY MARY ends in a surprisingly cynical bloodbath of ultraviolence that leaves only the pathetic title character standing... or in reality on her knees sucking the life out of the one person whose love she had relied on to point her to some kind of normalcy. Not enough vampire movies use awkwardness and incompetence as character traits to define their bloodsuckers and that's too bad. George Romero had similar ideas for MARTIN (1976) a year later but portraying vampires as just folks is definitely the horror road not taken.

内德爱他美丽的妻子玛丽，但由于他的性功能障碍无法满足她，无论他怎么努力，都无济于事。有一天他发誓将自己的灵魂卖给魔鬼，以换取他缺乏的男子气概，并提出接受他的提议，魔鬼答应了。内德很快发现自己能够享受他梦寐以求的体验，但不知道魔鬼对内德和他所有的新玩伴有一些可怕的计划......

「苏小小」是一部讲述发生在杭州西子湖畔美丽动人的爱情故事，剧中情节历代传说的基础上，以现代人的视点大胆涳绎，亦真亦幻，亦庄亦谐，大起大落，大悲大喜，出人意料，精彩纷呈。 　　苏小小人称钱塘第一美人，德、艺、才、色俱佳，可与西湖山水争奇斗艳。苏小小虽身处青楼，但与书生阮郁刻骨透彻之情始终不渝。然而，苏小小所爱的阮郁恰恰又是同父异母妹妹纨素的未婚夫，从而展开了一场错综复杂的爱情纠葛。 　　苏、阮的爱情，除了苏小小亲生父亲南齐国子祭酒谢松斋的百般阻挠外，阮郁的父亲朝廷御史阮康又派文武双全鲍仁充当“奸细”，企图从中拨。结果鲍仁又深深地爱上了苏小小，使言场情感纠葛更加复杂化。朝廷御史中丞孟浪见到苏小小更是神魂颠倒，使尽各种手段，企图霸占苏小小，遭到苏小小拒绝，孟浪恼羞成怒，把苏小小推上公堂，打入地牢，此案惊动了皇后娘娘，孟浪不不公审苏小小，在公堂上各种人物亮相，各种观点交锋，展开了一场正义与恶的生死博斗，苏小小经历各种磨难，心力憔悴，二十一岁时去世，成为封建社会的一个牺性品。

Qin Shaoyou and Su Dongpo's sister Xiaomei a pair of talented scholar and lovely girl. The two both have sparkling writing but neither give way to the other. Xiaomei sets Shaoyou a very difficult task even in the wedding night. When the empress dowager invites Xiaomei for ode writing and companion, a friend incites Shaoyou to visit versifying girl Wen Juan. Juan has admired Sha...

粤语片首度北上内地取景 　　南宋名歌妓苏小小才貌出众, 且为人正义高雅, 以致名声远播. 一日, 小小在西湖与相国公子院郁邂逅, 两人一见倾心, 郁瞒着父母, 私自与小小成亲, 婚后两人终日游湖作乐, 生活甜美. 某日, 小小在岳王坟畔巧遇穷书生鲍仁正在引吭抒怀, 得悉他怀才不遇, 于是慷慨赠金, 鼓励他考试, 以成大志. 与此同时, 新任知府孟浪, 垂涎小小美色, 强令她过府, 幸得郁及时来救. 郁父从京师回来, 知府相迎, 乘机报复, 谓郁沉迷小小美色, 挥霍无度. 郁父大发雷霆, 亲自到小小住处拉郁回家. 郁回家后, 被父逼婚, 只好乘夜逃走, 怎料失足堕地身亡. 小小日夜思念, 忧郁成疾. 鲍仁高中归来, 向她拜谢大恩, 但从鲍口中惊闻郁逝世一事, 了无生念, 临终邀请鲍仁为她再高歌一曲, 她就在幽怨的乐韵中与世长辞.