Ray Jepsen (John Magaro) is a humble co-owner of a hardware store who still can’t believe he managed to marry local beauty queen Stacy-Lynn. When his private investigator friend, Skip (Steve Zahn), reveals to Ray that Stacy-Lynn is having an affair, Ray decides to kill himself. He secures a gun and goes to a seedy motel parking lot to do the deed, but before he can pull the trigger, he is mistaken by a stranger for a low-rent hitman (a sinister Dylan Baker) and given an envelope full of cash and an address. Desperate to win back his self-respect and his wife, Ray decides to take the job — but soon wishes he had just killed himself.

宋浅宋曦给夏晚意下药但送错房间，夏晚意和傅景琛一夜情，第二天夏晚意就被宋曦宋浅拿妈妈威胁必须去相亲，夏晚意一直以为自己和李振睡了，另一边傅景琛被傅母以死相逼去相亲。 夏晚意想拒绝李振，然后被李振欺负，关键时刻傅景琛出场救了她，并且闪婚，傅景琛隐瞒了身份卖惨和夏晚意生活在一起，两人闪婚后宋曦宋浅找上门要两百万彩礼，傅景琛答应，顺势让夏晚意去珠光集团做设计，结果在公司马甲暴露了。

柏盛酒店工作人员方绒雪遭到男友和表姐双重背叛，意外捡到了受伤的柏临，收留他养伤，为了应付姨妈和表姐的骚扰，柏临假扮方绒雪的男友，多番为方绒雪出头， 保护她，两人也在相处中感情一步步升温。

莫家养子莫千年，因为肖岩作弊输掉燕城大比，被废掉经脉赶出莫家。重生回到大比前，遇到尚未成为女帝的小雪，给小雪取名莫干雪并抚养她。后依靠个人能力和莫千雪的帮助，觉醒发现自己是真正的天帝，与莫干雪成婚。

A masked killer slaughters several young women.

A masked killer slaughters several young women.

社畜林玥因吐槽狗血古言穿书，成了兵部侍郎家出场三章就因泼摄政王顾晏之洗脚水而被杖毙的炮灰嫡女。 为避开死亡剧情活下去，她向丫鬟打听贵客行踪与顾晏之消息却无果，便打算用苦练的声优技巧，以绿茶语气应对顾晏之。 故事中，顾晏之与林玥相处时有意外暧昧，纪大将军等人纠葛不断，顾佑之向肖泽俊告白尽显甜蜜。最终林玥与顾彦之成婚，二人婚后互动温馨有爱，故事既有着紧张的求生情节，又交织着诸多浪漫甜宠时刻。

萌宝为给重病母亲熬药采药材，却遭爷爷呵斥，母亲咳血求爷爷请大夫也被拒。萌宝翻出父亲三年前字条，带母亲坐黄包车去军营寻父。到军营后，守卫称无此人，女配母亲见后因萌宝父亲是自己看中的司令女婿，怒打萌宝并命仆人施暴。副官赶来却因公务暂离，萌宝再遭欺辱。后副官确认萌宝身份，送母女去医院。可女配母女又来虐待她们，男主父亲为攀权贵否认其身份，将二人带回老家虐待。男主发现婚照后急着寻妻女，此时萌宝母女正被爷爷和女配折磨，女主坚信男主会护着她们。