大都会的一栋公寓内，楼上楼下住着一对青年男女。某个晚上，住在二楼的女子身着性感的内衣敲开三楼的房门，和不太着调的男青年伯特（伯特·哈纳Bert Hana 饰）借白糖。显然伯特已经注意对方很久了，他为此感到既兴奋又紧张。伯特将白糖交到对方手中，当然还不忘搭讪以及寻找再见面的机会。这时候白糖不小心掉到地板上，两人同时低头去捡，结果突发意外，女孩从楼梯间隙摔了下去。伯特慌慌张张下楼查看情况，见对方倒在血泊中，连忙上楼打电话报警。 　　在确认相关信息后，警方叮嘱他保护好现场，于是伯特的二货本质彻底爆发……

《白糖记》以嘉靖年间白糖的发明为背景，以多幕剧的形式揭开一场全球化贸易、物质消费、食谱、南戏与激进思想交织的现实与梦境。

《白糖记》以嘉靖年间白糖的发明为背景，以多幕剧的形式揭开一场全球化贸易、物质消费、食谱、南戏与激进思想交织的现实与梦境。

With Prodigal Little B, Geoffrey Asmus pushes comedy forward like no one since Aristophanes. Asmus dares to speak frankly on religion (wow!), sex (whoa!) and politics (holy cow!) even as the spectre of cancel culture looms over us all. Asmus also includes some prop comedy while daring to be irreverently funny in a humorless age. After watching this special you will feel like a newborn baby, stripped of your preconceptions and ready to live again.

邵文是个从农村走出的大学生，大学毕业后留在城市当了公务员。但城市的生活勾心斗角让他非常不适应。三十六七岁还没有结婚。城市里工作的繁忙和高节奏的生活步伐，使邵文很少回乡下去，一个偶然的机会，他所在的单位要派干部到乡下科技致富去，而扶助点就是平度市苹果乡的村子。这是一个风景如画，山水环绕的美丽山村，把扶助当成镀金的公务员谁都争抢着去，领导最终确定让邵文回去。邵文的心情很复杂，但领导的态度很坚决，他非去不可……

邵文是个从农村走出的大学生，大学毕业后留在城市当了公务员。但城市的生活勾心斗角让他非常不适应。三十六七岁还没有结婚。城市里工作的繁忙和高节奏的生活步伐，使邵文很少回乡下去，一个偶然的机会，他所在的单位要派干部到乡下科技致富去，而扶助点就是平度市苹果乡的村子。这是一个风景如画，山水环绕的美丽山村，把扶助当成镀金的公务员谁都争抢着去，领导最终确定让邵文回去。邵文的心情很复杂，但领导的态度很坚决，他非去不可……

Hello fellow alphas. Welcome to Geoffrey Asmus’ first stand-up comedy special, “The Only Funny White Man.” 　　This is the first 100% alpha stand up comedy special ever released. Others have tried, but none have succeeded. Congratulations on witnessing history. 　　The stand up comedy special was filmed in front of my parents in Minneapolis, the greatest city in America, at Sisyphus Brewery. 　　I'm trying to type stand up comedy as much as I can for the almighty algorithm. 　　In this stand-up comedy special I answer all of society’s pressing questions - Are dogs sexy? Do we need Democrats? Should abortions be mandatory? Can Lutherans enter into heaven? Why do people go ice fishing? And most importantly - Why are betas allowed to live? 　　Also please keep in mind that I don't believe almost a single thing I say in this stand up comedy special. Except that I h*te Lutherans. 　　As always. Please comment whether you liked or hated this stand up comedy special. As a sacrifice to the almighty Algorithm, may she ever rule over our pathetic lives. 　　All your help means a lot and thanks for going along with me on this stupid comedy journey. 　　Filming this cost me far too much. A man can only give away free content for so long before he has to return to dog walking in Brooklyn.

濒临破产的女性内衣公司董事沈如嫣为了拯救公司四处奔走，却在一次酒会中被富商下药，在朦胧迷糊之中，用尽最后一丝理智甩开富商，却误入金牌投资人周慕寒的房间，一夜激情。然而万万没想到周慕寒竟就是沈如嫣极力想拉拢的投资人。因意外而睡到一起的两人，在相互较劲的过程中，感情也逐渐产生了质变......