我本是凡间道观里潜心修道的道士，日日诵经练气，只求勘破大道玄机，却不料一场天雷异象，竟将我的神魂卷入时空乱流，径直坠向了鸿蒙初开的洪荒世界。再次睁眼时，我已失去人身，化作周山深处一块不起眼的顽石。神魂与石身相融的瞬间，盘古开天的壮阔虚影在脑海中炸开 —— 这方巨石，竟是创世大神盘古身化洪荒时，遗落在周山山腰的一节手指所化。石体内流淌着精纯的开天功德与先天灵气，还藏着盘古大神的修炼感悟，这等逆天跟脚，是前世修道数百年都不敢奢望的机缘。但洪荒凶险，我虽有盘古后裔的底蕴，却尚未化形，只能沉下心来，借着先天灵气淬炼神魂静待化形之日，以道士的道心驾驭盘古的神力，在这荒蛮天地中走出一条属于自己的修仙之路。

男子本是一名平凡的锅炉工，历经万载闭关苦修，终是成功完成了新手闭关任务，男子成功开启惊世老祖系统。男子须在三日之内，将宗门掌门的境界提升至筑基期，同时收一名气运之子作为弟子，任务达成，便可获赠一枚复活石。

一睁眼就从都市跌到了十万大山，绑定的 “绝境求生系统” 把他坑得欲哭无泪。别人开局是神装、异能加身，他却只有一句 “宿主需独自存活百年方可解锁基础功能”。深山里毒虫遍布、猛兽嘶吼，他没半点自保能力，只能躲在山洞里啃野果、避风雨，每天都在为下一顿饭发愁，望着无边林海欲哭无泪 ，这哪里是穿越，分明是流放！

Kicked out of her apartment, Natalia wanders New York City, crashing a family’s holiday meal, staying at a men’s shelter, and dragging everyone down with her. An ode to anxiety and New York.

昏昏噩噩做官，糊糊涂涂断案，银子花了三千两，买顶“乌纱”坐大堂。选官入仕唯“财”，承讼问案凭“礼”，纵有天大冤枉事，无财无礼莫进来。常言道，笑一笑，十年少，人生不可无笑声。待您看罢此片后，保您越活越年轻。本片由李文华、沙玉华领衔主演。李文华，全国著名相声演员，其朴实无华、趣自天成的表演，深受观众的喜爱。此剧中李文华饰糊涂县官，这是他告别相声舞台后的第一个银屏形象。沙玉华，电视连续剧《红楼梦》刘姥姥的饰演者，有较高的艺术造诣，这次与李文华合作，饰演县官太太。与刘姥姥相比，其艺术形象别有一番情趣。

Kicked out of her apartment, Natalia wanders New York City, crashing a family’s holiday meal, staying at a men’s shelter, and dragging everyone down with her. An ode to anxiety and New York.

Warren Nefron is a hopeless klutz who has some of the worst luck in the world: when he tries to end it all with a foolproof suicide plan, he still manages to mess it up. In desperation, he goes to a psychiatrist to see if there is some way for him to end his troubles. As the doctor talks with him, the film cuts to a series of shorts about scenes from Nefron's life, and the lives of the people around him.

英雄警官米尔·克莱芒先生不幸为国捐躯，他的儿子米歇尔遵循父亲的遗嘱，经过努力，考入巴黎警官学校。米歇尔的成绩一塌糊涂，由于英雄的儿子原因，被宣布最后一名合格毕业。 　　米歇尔穿上父亲生前的套装，精神抖擞地到刑警局报到，引发了一连串的搞笑事件，在奉命去保护女记者玛丽·安娜不受莫尔奇尼的陷害过程中，与小说家成了莫逆之交。莫尔奇尼设圈套绑架玛丽，米歇尔受骗上当，竟助了他一臂之力。米歇尔发现了事情真相，清醒过来，复仇的怒火在胸中燃烧，他向莫尔奇尼发出了挑战...... 　　(-----龙蛋子)

Bill Miller is an unsuccessful Broadway performer until his handlers convince him to enhance his act with a stooge - Ted Rogers, a guy positioned in the audience to be the butt of Bill's jokes. But Ted begins to steal the show. Bill's girlfriend and his pals tell him to make Ted an equal partner. Complications occur, while Bill sings and Ted gets the laughs.