六扇门神捕青雀被贬到偏远州郡任职，在抓捕贯匪、侦缉无价之宝佛珠失窃案时，屡次得机灵搞怪的女飞贼红鱼儿暗中相助。机缘巧合之下红鱼儿被破格招录为捕…

神捕青雀被贬到偏远的州郡任职，在抓捕贯匪彭三刀时，被机灵搞怪的红鱼儿阻扰。随后青雀在侦缉刺史潘世鹏的传家佛珠被盗案时，又得红鱼儿相助。州牧潘刺史为彰显自己惜才善任，破格招录红鱼儿为捕快，与青雀王超搭档。变身为捕快的红鱼儿依然贼性不改，不免与正直善良的青雀王超之间不断上演猫捉老鼠的精彩故事。最后，因贡品被盗，王超遭人构陷，与红鱼儿机智、巧妙的相互配合，终于破获了这起多股势力纠缠不清的监守自盗大案。萝莉与大叔之间也因此相知情深，修成正果。

话说秦王灭六国统一天下之后，依然不得安生，因为天下英雄群起而反抗秦国的暴虐，尤其是江湖第一剑客盖聂居然一个人就在残月谷打败了秦兵“千军”“万军”，令秦王很没面子。

话说秦王灭六国统一天下之后，依然不得安生，因为天下英雄群起而反抗秦国的暴虐，尤其是江湖第一剑客盖聂居然一个人就在残月谷打败了秦兵“千军”“万军”，令秦王很没面子。

As professional clowns Tito and Simon are traveling, they happen upon an abandoned child, whom they take in and name Simonetta. When Simonetta is older, she becomes a circus performer herself. One day she is looking for roses, and climbs into the garden of Count Luigi Ravelli. The count becomes infatuated with her, but she leaves as soon as possible. Sometime later, Ravelli consults a doctor about his fits of uncontrollable laughter, and there he meets Tito, who has come to seek help for his fits of uncontrollable weeping. The two decide to help each other, and they establish a friendship, but problems arise when they realize that they are both in love with Simonetta.

As professional clowns Tito and Simon are traveling, they happen upon an abandoned child, whom they take in and name Simonetta. When Simonetta is older, she becomes a circus performer herself. One day she is looking for roses, and climbs into the garden of Count Luigi Ravelli. The count becomes infatuated with her, but she leaves as soon as possible. Sometime later, Ravelli consults a doctor about his fits of uncontrollable laughter, and there he meets Tito, who has come to seek help for his fits of uncontrollable weeping. The two decide to help each other, and they establish a friendship, but problems arise when they realize that they are both in love with Simonetta.

1979年，中央新闻纪录电影制片厂出品了一部很有意思的纪录片《笑》。影片记录了“文革”之后崛起的一大批优秀相声段子，成为那一特定时代人们文化生活和精神生活的一个缩影。

湖城市湖云山文物馆珍藏着一枚龟形古印，传说另有一枚蛇印流落民间。两印成套能合而为一，在烛光下可产生无穷变化，龟如骑波、蛇似行云。这枚稀世龟印引起了香港某跨国公司老板克劳斯的兴趣，他高价聘请江洋大盗“狼”潜入湖城盗取古印。另外还有一个盗窃集团，为首的是流氓“刀疤”，他们也对龟印垂涎已久。在盗窃现场两伙盗贼不期而遇，发生火并。龟印随后几度易手，同时还引得蛇印现世。案发后公安干警密切关注龟蛇印动向，他们通过积极侦察和巧妙布局，粉碎了敌人阴谋，最终破获这起案件，使一套古印圆满回归。

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